Ang Alamat ng KASINUNGALINGAN...

Mga mother, panalo to! :)

 

Karpintero itong si Jojo at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay sa tabi ng ilog. Sa lakas ng pagma-martilyo niya eh nalaglag ang martilyo niya sa ilog.

Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian angel niya, "tutulungan kita, Jojo"...sabay lundag sa ilog. Lumabas ito na me hawak na gold hammer, "ito ba ang martilyo mo?"... "hindi po"...  Lundag uli ang anghel at lumitaw na me silver hammer, "ito ba?"..."hindi po"...

Lundag uli sa ilog ang anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer, "ito ba?"..."Opo" ...natuwa ang anghel. "Dahil honest ka, bukod sa martilyo mo, sa 'yo na rin ang gold and silver hammer"...

 

Makaraan ang ilang araw, naglalakad si Jojo sa ilog at kasama ang misis niya. Eh sa katangahan, nalaglag si misis sa ilog...iyak si Jojo.

Litaw si guardian angel, "tutulungan kita"...sabay lundag sa ilog at ng lumitaw eh kasama si Paris Hilton, "ito ba ang misis mo?"...sagot si Jojo,

"opo"...nagalit si anghel, "sinungaling ka.  Akala ko pa naman mabait ka"... Nag- reason-out si Jojo, "sorry po, angel...kasi kapag sinabi kong 'Hindi',

eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at pag-litaw mo eh kasama mo si Jessica Simpson. At pag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko, eh lulundag ka uli at ang

tunay na misis ko na ang kasama mo. At dahil sa kabaitan ko, eh ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Paris at Jessica. Mahirap lang po ako at hindi ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa, kaya 'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko nung una.

 

Moral Lesson of the story:

KAYA LANG NAMAN NAGSI-SINUNGALING ANG MGA LALAKI EH
FOR A GOOD AND NOBLE REASON.

kashungaan

oo tama, most embarrassing moment ko na ata to! akalaing mong nadulas ako sa parking lot na mala-sirena ang pose. san ka pa dba? sa sobrang tindi ng pagkakadulas ko eh nanuot pa ang lumot sa pantalon ko. kinailangan kong tiisin ang lamig, nakakahiyang ipalaba sa newbies ang pantalon ko habang naka-underpants lang ako sa bathroom cubicle at umuwi ng basa at madumi ang pantalon nung araw na to. buti na lang tlga at nde navideohan to ni rhoi. kakahiya!

everyday na pahirapang byahe

nde na ako nakakasabay ng amkor shuttle sa ngayon and it's really not that easy commuting from pacita to amkor sucat. lalo na sa ngayon na ginagawa ang east service road. after kong sumakay ng van from pacita to sucat exit, i have to ride a motor bike with manong driver since one way sa ngayon ang lecheng service road. nakakatakot dahil everytime na sasalubungin namin ang jeep eh ilang talampakan na lang eh pwede na kameng mahulog sa ongoing excavation ng old roads. minsan nga eh parang minamani-obra ko na ang shoulders ni manong driver para nde kame mahulog. hahaha! pakelamera!

kaya sa ngayon eh namimiss ko na ang long travel by bus from laguna to edsa. eto kase ung byahe ko before nung sa acn pa ako. malamig na aircon, comfy seats, 1-hour nap at derecho na ang baba sa robinson's pioneer kung saan konti lang ang lalakarin ko - tama lang para sa isang stick na marlboro lights. hai, nakow tlga.

Pepsi makes consumers Pepsikat!

Pepsi taps into its consumers’ creative side with the new Pepsikat Challenge dance contest promo launched last August 16. The brand is calling on all its consumers to show and record their moves on video for a chance to win free tickets to the Black Eyed Peas’ (BEP) concert in Bangkok, Thailand.

To join Pepsikat, consumers must record a 15-second video of themselves dancing to the tune of More – the BEP Pepsi Anthem featured in the new BEP Pepsi commercial. The consumers must be holding a Pepsi can in the video to qualify for the contest. They can upload the recorded video in the designated section at the Pepsi web site. Consumers can also go to any Timezone branch at SM Mall of Asia, Glorietta 2&4, Robinsons Metro East, Trinoma, Greenbelt 3, Ayala Center Cebu, Market!Market!, Alabang Town Center, and Gateway Cinemas with a Pepsikat Booth (see table of schedule below), bring a Pepsi can to register and record their 15-second video instantly.

The videos will be uploaded at the site and consumers can support their favorite entries by voting for them online or thru text voting for Smart subscribers. Online voters must register and log-on at the Pepsikat page.

TNT, Smart Addict and Smart Buddy users can register by sending PEPSIKAT REG name/age/gender/address to 2861.

Each online and text vote earns the voter one raffle entry. At the end of the promo period, two registered text voters and two registered online voters also stand a chance to win tickets to the BEP concert in Bangkok. Winners will be notified via registered mail and will receive a call from a Smart special number. Announcements will also be made via radio ads and press releases.

The top 30 most creative videos will be shown on MYX and from this pool, three videos will be chosen as Creativity winners by the judges. Another three video entries with the most number of votes from the text and online voters will also be given the People’s Choice Awards.

Aside from the concert tickets, prizes also include plane fare, accommodations, pocket money and a limited edition shirt.

Visit Pepsikate Challenge for full mechanics of promo.


Pepsikat Booth schedule:

Date Branch
August 17 - 20, 2007 SM Mall of Asia – Arena
August 17 - 20, 2007 G4

August 23 - 26, 2007 Robinson's Metro East
August 23 - 26, 2007 Glorietta 2

August 31-Sept. 2,2007 Trinoma
August 31-Sept. 2,2007 Greenbelt 3

Sept. 7 - 9, 2007 Ayala Center Cebu – Main
Sept. 7 - 9, 2007 Timezone Ayala
Sept. 6 - 9, 2007 Market Market

Sept. 14 - 16, 2007 Alabang Town Center
Sept. 14 - 16, 2007 Greenbelt 3
Sept. 14 - 16, 2007 MOA - Classic

Sept. 21 - 23, 2007 Gateway Cinemas
Sept. 21 - 23, 2007 G4
Sept. 21 - 23, 2007 Trinoma

i'm gonna marry either of these guys! promise.

meet my papa daniel wu.. :)


and my fiance, papa wentworth! :)

couch potato!

what's keeping me busy these past few days? here i am, naguubos ng DVDs/VCDs na naiipon na sa room ko. in short, nimamaximize ko na ang thinkpad habang nasa akin pa eto. hehehe. would you believe every night ng weekdays eh i'm trying to finish as much as 2 movies and 4 episodes of prison break/boston legal. akala ko entertaining nung una pero nakakapagod din pala. hehehe. sa ngayon, i got more or less 30 movies and 2 seasons of The Practice pa. sayang din kse pera na pinambili ko sa mga un. mejo marami pa un kaya mejo aagiwin pa tong blog ko. churi!

who says they need trucks in vietnam??

ang sabi nga nila eh mabuti sa sperm cells ang malamig, kaya kuya idikit mo pa! bwahaha!


manong kelangan mo ba ng ganyang kalaking rear-view mirror?


mas maigi pa sana kung yan na gawin mong gulong sa bike mo!


waaaah!!!! ang mga kapatid ko?!!