kashungaan

oo tama, most embarrassing moment ko na ata to! akalaing mong nadulas ako sa parking lot na mala-sirena ang pose. san ka pa dba? sa sobrang tindi ng pagkakadulas ko eh nanuot pa ang lumot sa pantalon ko. kinailangan kong tiisin ang lamig, nakakahiyang ipalaba sa newbies ang pantalon ko habang naka-underpants lang ako sa bathroom cubicle at umuwi ng basa at madumi ang pantalon nung araw na to. buti na lang tlga at nde navideohan to ni rhoi. kakahiya!

Ako si Singit Woman, nde nagbebreakfast si Singit Woman!

sa palagay ko naman eh familiar kayo sa commercial ng Koko Crunch, dba?! oh well, may versions din kse kame ng commercial ni eagle man dito sa opis. andito si arjie na si kamoteman, for the simplest reason na mahilig sha maglabas ng masamang hangin. :D

and just this afternoon ay nabully na naman ako at nabinyagan ng new alias. ako daw si "Singit Woman". huhu, etong mga mokongs na to! their harrying went like this:

jay: ay may pimple ka sa ilong!

bebe: nde nga ata pimple to eh. nakarma ata ako sa pang-aasar kay fitz sa nunal nya sa ilong.

jay: baka kulani yan?!

bebe: hello nde kaya!

arjie: oo, un tumutubo sa singit!

rhoi: oo ung dito (pointing to his singit beside his *bleep*bleep*) saka sa kili-kili.

jay: andame mo kseng singit eh (referring sa mga singit ko in between ng mga bilbil ko). ah ikaw na lang si Singit Woman!

arjie: (practicing my would-be dialogue) Ako si Singit Woman, nde nagbebreakfast si Singit Woman!

arjie: (continues with his hilarious imagination) ang power mo eh isingit ung kaaway mo sa mga singit mo. tapos mala-warp zone pala dun, nde lang isang tao ang kasha. "(demo and convo: arjie's inside the singit warp zone) oh Rhoi pati rin pala ikaw nakuha nya?"

 

hai nakow, nothing sensible is said from here on.

I. AM. TARDY.

here's my attendance sheet which arrived today along with my payslip last cutoff. seemingly, TDY outnumbered the other remarks. hmmm, TDY that means TIDY!? nyeknyek. ok ok, obviously I'M SOOO TARDY! i felt so ashamed after seeing that sheet or should i say SHIT! to think that i am scheduled to have my 3rd month "kumustahan" with the new recruitment manager tomorrow. waaaah! nakakahiya ka bebe!

but then i was advised that the attendance isn't counted on the performance assessment. as if i would believe that crap! pero as far as SAP-ABAP is concerned, i think highly that i'm performing well. hehe.

waaaah pero nahihiya pa rin ako!!! right now i'm thinking of processing my papers asap, scheduling my start date on my next employer soon and resigning na, hehe! but no no no, i should stick with the plan and be responsible enough to wake up early. hmmm, kaya ko kaya?!

ps. on that payslip, i was able to acquire a perfect attendance. but the deductions due to my tardiness cost me 1,6++php. huwaw, pede ko na pambayad ng globe plan bill ko un. huhu.

something fun and girly!

apparently, i have nothing to do here in the office. i'm just waiting for some feedback from the UAT in ATSG. luckily the websense is down so bloghopping to the highest level and it looks like i'm the only one who has the time to post several entries in a day. hahaha. to maximize the open portal (websense die, die!!!), i was able to try the dress up games particularly that of Project Runway Season 3. i've always loved Jeffrey Sebelia's collection (top row). i've tried out the other finalists' collections too. the first 2 wardrobes at the bottom row are creations of Michael Knight and the last 2 are from Laura Bennett and Ulrike Herzner. the clothes are so chic! :)

ps. as usual, nagrereact na naman ang mga mokong sa tabi ko. kumusta daw barbie-barbie-han ko. hehehe.

i love love love my boss!!!

yesterday, while the con-call was on mute on our side dahil nagdedebate pa ang end user and functional counterpart...

ULTIMATE PASAWAY: sir, may sasabihin ako sa inyo.
THE COOLEST BOSS: ano un? (smiling... and siguro nasesense na nya)
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: sir, may offer po ako.
THE COOLEST BOSS: ok lang, saan? sa 24/7? (still smiling sincerely...)
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: ay sir nde po...sorry po...
THE COOLEST BOSS: local ba or abroad? ok lang...
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: abroad po pero nde ko pa ina-accept...
THE COOLEST BOSS: ahhhh, saan?
....

ULTIMATE PASAWAY: gusto ko po kse sana maexperience mag-abroad to see if magugustuhan ko, kung nde, i can always come back and work dito sa pinas.
THE COOLEST BOSS: ok lang yan, tama yan, habang bata ka pa. sige subukan mo.
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: gusto ko po sana sa singapore since andun ate ko kaso wala pang progress sa applications ko.
THE COOLEST BOSS: try mo HP, IBM sa singapore, cge kausapin ko si s** since magkikita kame next week.
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: nde ba sa Sony SG sha? anyway, thanks thanks sir! :)
THE COOLEST BOSS: wag kayong mag-alala, magtatayo ako ng company tapos liliitan ko lang cut nung company tapos mas malaki mapupunta sa developers.
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: tama sir para magi-stay ung tao. wag nyo kameng kalilimutan ha! :)
THE COOLEST BOSS: oo ba, basta pag nagbago ko ng number sabihan mo ko para alam ko.
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: thanks thanks sir!!!

xoxo

this afternoon on sametime while staying beyond office hours to support the project to go live this weekend...

THE COOLEST BOSS: uwe ka na ba?
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: nde sir ok lang, i can stay naman til 6 since punta ako festival to meet my cuz...
THE COOLEST BOSS: salamat ha, pasensha ka na, ang kulet kse nila, matagal na natin tapos to tapos ngayon lang nila tinetest.
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: sir, anu ba kau?! ok lang po noh. walang problema.
THE COOLEST BOSS: hehe, ok lang yan, 2 months na lang naman eh ;-)
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: nako sir, nde pa naman final. nga pala just in case matuloy ako talaga eh nakahanap na ako nang kapalit para nde kau mamroblema... gusto nya dito since taga-p'que lang sha...
THE COOLEST BOSS: ah talaga? sino?
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: sir, galing din *** sa project ___. :)
THE COOLEST BOSS: hmmm... i'm curious....

xoxo

si mish kse, kinonsensha ako na kahit close with the boss eh talagang poproblemahin nila kapag may nagresign at kung sino ang papalit. kaya un, nakahanap naman ako kagad ng super interested! :)

oh san pa ako makakahanap ng ganitong boss, dba!?! nag-iisa lang yan. :)

again, I'M VERY SORRY TALAGA SIR pag natuloy nga. actually isa to sa hesitations ko na tumuloy thinking na you're the one who recommended me. gusto ko lang tlga itry just in case. and i also know na you really understand, THANKS FOR THAT AND FOR BEING THE BEST MENTOR. :) sana rin po eh wag nyo kameng kalimutan kapag natuloy ung plans nyo. hihi. :)

laughing gas craze

fitz has been winning our digits games for 3 consecutive days already and we were joking na sa digits sha makakaipon ng pangtanggal nya ng malaki nyang nunal sa ilong. so the usual kalokohan goes like this:

bebe: magkano ba pa-opera jan? 6K?
fitz: oo 6K eh. minsan talaga sumasakit sha at kita kse sha pag nagbabasa ako so nakakairita.
arjie: ah ganun ba? eh di mabagal ka magbasa at putol putlo ka magbasa?
fitz: nde naman, bakit mo nasabi?
arjie: eh kse puro tuldok nakikita mo. parang ganito --- once. upon. a. time. there. was. a princess. ....

xoxo

arjie's so into bikes right now kaya eto lagi ang cause ng away nya with his wife. we were talking about lotto kanina at biglang napunta na naman kay arjie ang usapan.

jay: so panu pag nanalo ka kaya sa lotto no? ano unang gagawin mo?
arjie: bibili ako ng maraming bike.

xoxo

nakajacket si rhoi and jay kanina sa office so nang-aasar ako:

bebe: bagay sau jacket mo jay!
jay: ah talaga...
bebe: oo kulang na lang gold necklace, mukha ka nang balikbayan from dubai.

bebe: bagay sau jacket mo rhoi, serious ako ha. mukha kang mataba jan at nde payatot.
jay: oh ikaw xianne, tanggalin mo na kse ung jacket mo. (i was just wearing a polo shirt for chrissake!)

xoxo

you may find these corny pero we were laughing our asses off kanina. as in parang nakalanghap kame ng laughing gas. ngayon lang ulet ako nakatawa ng ganun. ung tipong tapos na ung conversation pero pag nagkatinginan kame tatawa ulet kame. kakaiba talaga ang mokongs na to!

[the office] back to usual...

.:: happy nako, bati na kame ni kuya-koy ::.
we joked like the good ol' times, talked seriously on some personal topics and the bullying returned to usual. hehehe!

>> i never thought that my heedlessness almost tore you apart. again, i'm so sorry, i really mean no harm. i hope that you'll be able to patch up your differences before the big day. :)

.:: digits ::.
eto ang pinagkakaabalahan namin sa ngayon. everyday ritual na namin to. hehehe. kahapon talo ako. ngayon nanalo ako kaso may kahati naman. so 40 bucks lang, actually 20 bucks lang tapos balik taya. hehehe.

.:: papampam stranger ::.
stranger/popper: tumataba ah
BUZZ!!!
bebe cute: sino to?
stranger/popper: pro cute pa din
stranger/popper: hehe
bebe cute: sino ka ba?
bebe cute: sorry but i dont know you eh
stranger/popper: secret

corny nito, nangkupal tapos nambola pa, nde ko naman sha kilala...

.:: pinoy erotica ::.
so sinendan ako ng porn novel ni rhoi... kwento about wendy (nde un sa PBB ha!)...
hehehe...so 25 chapters sha at sisimulan ko mamayang gabi...hahaha!

parang baliktad ha?! hehehe!

THE COOLEST BOSS: kumusta na nga pala yung review ng programs
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: ok na po kame. ung sa inyo sir natapos nyo ba?
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: hehehe... :-D
THE COOLEST BOSS: hahaha. hindi pa nga e. tomorrow, tapusin ko para ma-consolidate natin. tnx
THE COOLEST BOSS: bakit ba natanong ko pa :-)
ULTIMATE PASAWAY: hahahahaha!

may blog kaya si sir??? hmmmm...

kulang na lang eh magblog na rin ang boss ko at mag-exchange links kame... hehehe...

THE COOLEST BOSS good morning

ULTIMATE PASAWAY morning po
THE COOLEST BOSS balita ko kinausap ka ni austa(THE BOSS), tungkol dun sa meeting sa p3?
ULTIMATE PASAWAY ah opo, eh un nga daw sir, nasabi nya kse kay jaewoo na aattend ako, eh nde nako nakaabot...pero ok na naman po :) , isesend na lang sakin ni mace ung presentation
THE COOLEST BOSS ok. na-sermonan ka ba? hwg mo masydong dibdibin, ok?:-)
ULTIMATE PASAWAY sir nde noh, ok lang :) nde naman ako madamdamin, binasa nyo blog ko noh kaya nyo nasasabi yan??!
ULTIMATE PASAWAY hehehehe
THE COOLEST BOSS hindi pa nga. e. andun ba? basahin ko pala mamaya
ULTIMATE PASAWAY ah hehe, ok na rin naman sir, bati na kme...hehehe...

katuwa, cooool!!! hehehe!

quick kwento: one time ni-google ko ang name ng boss ko at guess what 2nd sa nagmatch sa search ang blog ko...hehehe! BUKING! napaste ko once ung mail nya sa entry kong potakteng pc to. kaya siguro nya nalaman ang blog ko?!! hmm...

bilyaran blues

after a lunch out, we met up with monna, a former contractor in amkor and tropa peeps din ng F4. :D nagbilyar sa kanila habang wala pang 1pm. :)

p.s. la talaga magawa eh, tapos na pinapagawa sakin kaya blog na lang muna.

i'm chun lee... hehe!

as usual may bago na naman silang alias for me. habang petix sa office napagusapan namin ang old school na computer games.

fitz: naalala nyo si honda??
bebe: gusto ko si blanca... ay nde pala, ako si chun lee...
arjie: oo tama ikaw si chun lee - chun lee - chun lee - chun li - chon - LECHON!

hai as always, nabully na naman ako...hehehe!

when i arrived home, may pahabol pa si jay!!! hmpf!

p.s. ang hirap magpost ng nakakatawa kapag malungkot ako.

bati na kame...

kanina nakakatawa binati ako ng boss ko.

habang mukha akong ewan na nag-eemote habang nagcocode...

THE BOSS xianne...xianne...

nde ko naririnig dahil nakaearphones ako at malakas ang sound dahil bingengot nga ako...

THE BOSS xianne?? (taps my chair)
PASAWAY ah, yes po?
THE BOSS oh parang shocked na shocked ka at nakita mo ko?

ang nde nya alam ay malungkot talaga ako at kapapaiyak lang sakin nila jay...

PASAWAY (smiles) nde po sir...
THE BOSS porque lam mo na may atraso ka sakin kahapon ha... hahaha... (laughs with my teammates and taps my shoulder)
PASAWAY hehehe... (smiles shyly)

hehehehe...oh bati na kame dba? lam ko mabait naman talaga si sir alex eh, pero pag galit sha, seryoso sha talaga. :)

pasaway!!!

matagal na akong pasaway kahit nung nasa acn pa ako pero first time kong mapagalitan. i had missed THE IMPORTANT meeting with a korean counterpart at sta. rosa plant. akala ko nde ako mapapagalitan kase nung nagsabi ako ng kasalanan ko kay sir ric, sabi nya eh ok lang daw un since nakapunta naman si mace. but then, nasabon pa rin ako. i admit, it's my fault, i should've not joined the lunchout. pero hayaan mo na, isa to sa mga first time experience ko. sana wala nang second time. hehehe.


THE BOSS xianne
PASAWAY sir
PASAWAY i wasn't able to come to the meeting po
PASAWAY naglunchout po kame @ sucat and naging alanganin na po sa oras so i told mace na pumunta na lang po sa P3 kase baka malate sha with jaewoo's meeting... i have already informed sir ric na rin po
PASAWAY i'm very sorry sir, i wasn't able to make it...
THE BOSS you should have lunched out another time since i told you earlier today that you will go to p3 with mace
PASAWAY my apologies sir, nde na po mauulet
THE BOSS it was a very important meeting
THE BOSS i even told jaewoo that you would attend

( i had to consult rhea and lalen pa on what to reply here...hehe)

PASAWAY yes sir i understand and i'm very sorry that i missed it. this won't happen again.
THE BOSS make sure you talk to mace to understand what was discussed
PASAWAY yes sir, noted.

oh well, ok pa naman to eh dahil kanina eh nag-hahallucinate na ko na nakakarining ako ng "i could fire people". hehehe, joke lang...carry ko to! :)

ingrown crisis and my new avid reader

for the nth time na to na nangyari sakin. magmamagaling ako magpedicure sa sarili ko and i'll just end up sa namamagang ingrown na nde ko successfully natanggal. i called in sick today dahil nde ko talaga kinaya ang mya myang kirot nya. and i plan na ipatanggal na ito later. huhuhu. ang sakit sakit. nde nako nagpost ng pictures dahil nakakakilabot ang pamamaga nya. kaya ngayon, i've learned my lesson na. papapedicure na lang tlga ako sa expert. shunga shunga talaga ako.

quick kwento: i connected remotely knina via amkor vpn. ang dami ko kseng isesend na documentations due today. buti na lang i was able to finish them yesterday pa. nakapop ko rin si sir alex at hinahanap ako. hehehe. sabi ko SL ako dahil sa ingrown at isa lang nareply nya --- "ouch". hehehe.

at eto pa pala, si sir ric pala ay binabasa ang blog ko. hahaha! namention nya knina via sametime. oh well, i don't have any worries naman talaga except na lang sa mga posts ko regarding my abroad applications on the side. hehehe. sir ric, don't you worry, la naman ako rants here sa blog about you. promise! hehe! :)

F4 with shanghai

picture muna habang nasa byahe... :) ipit na ipit ako!

kahit umuulan, carry yan...

nasa sex na kame!! pictures muna... rhoi, fitz, arjie

arjie, jay, bebe...jay, nde matatago ng salamin na yan ang pagiging loko-loko mo..hehe! :D

sarap talaga ng sex....

lima lang kme kumain, bakit 9 plates yan??? TAKAW!

traffic pa, lagot!

si manong ok sa posisyon matulog...hehehe

bebe and fitz

arjie (loko-loko!) and bebe

DIRECTOR'S CUT

mashado silang morbid sakin, nde naman ako HAMON...huhuhu!

hahaha, aware ako jan! galing ko ba umarte?? :D

divalicious

i've been very busy today in the office kse i am working on an ATSG requirement. the object is scheduled to be delivered tomorrow but then i was out of the office last friday kaya reasonable pa sha na i-defer. almost completed ko na rin so i think i can still meet the set deadline.

so ayun nga, busy-busyhan ako kanina. i was so engrossed with coding kaya nde ko mashado kinakausap sila arjie. sa pagkabusy-busyhan ko nde ko namamalayan na pinagkakatuwaan na naman nila ako. ayun, todo code and sing-along ako with Unwritten, not knowing na ganito na pala ung conversation nila.

they were all eyes on me...

Jay(talking to the rest of the gang): "Concert to, nakabili ba kau ng ticket??".

the guys have witnessed ang todong kanta with matching pikit-pikit ng mata ko, bwiset! kung alam ko lang, nakow nalagot ka sakin un!!!

ako ay suki ng M.E.M.O.

kaninang umaga ay late na naman ako. so all in all, if tama ang counter na nasa utak ko eh 5th time tardiness chuvaness ko na to...2 weeks ago, 2 days akong late and this week 2 days ulet. oh kumusta naman un?! so kung masipag ang hr eh baka anytime ay may memo na ako. lagot! at least masubukan ko naman, warning pa lang naman un. hai...parang nde ko talaga kaya ng ganitong schedule, kung meron lang tlgang freelance abap-ing!

nga pla, i asked harry 2 days ago, onshore sha sa korea so tumawag pa sha. the conversation went like this:

bebe: dba maximum allowable late eh 4? within 2 cut-offs (eg. april 7 - may 7) or within a month (april 1 - april 31)?
harry: actually dapat nga wala eh.
bebe: ah ganun ba? eh kse susulitin ko na, eh madalas na kse ako late...
harry: as long as nagpapaalam ka na late ka ok lang un.

so anu nga ba tlga policy nila when it comes to tardiness? hmmm, bahala na si batman. kung makatanggap man ako ng memo, may remembrance na ako from this company.

1st remembrance (from acn): storing mp3s in the project server
*** nagbackup ako kse magpapareblast ako, nasave ko pati mp3s ko, buking!
awaiting 2nd remembrance (from amkor): T.A.R.D.I.N.E.S.S.
***napakahirap gumising ng maaga, promise!

hule kau!?! hehe... peace!

wala naman ibang makakabasa ng blog ko :) haha! at saka anu ba eh lahat naman tau petix kaya camwhoring ang inaatupag ko, then multiply later...hehe! :)

deadma lang
hello as if naman natakpan mo lahat...hehe!
sorry pero mas mabilis cam ko kesa sa pagpatay mo ng monitor :)

poor me... sasapakin ko kayo (hihi!)

kanina, i was very excited to go to work kse i have a new bag nga diba, nde na ko mukang karpintero. pero ginago na naman ako nila jay and the rest of the mokongs (hehe!), mukha daw ako nagtitinda ng tocino and longganisa sa laki ng bag ko. kakalabanin ko pa daw si ms. janet na rumaraket na sa pagtitinda sa area namin. loko-loko tlga ung mga un... hmmmppff!

si jay kinukuha ung bag ko para isuot nya at sumigaw na nagtitinda daw sha!

paper covers rock!

kahapon napakapetix namin sobra. kaya eto trip trip lang, naglaro kame ni jay, bato-bato-pix!:)

ang talo hahampasin ang likod ng siko. palakasan hanggang sa mag-clot na ung dugo at mamula. un sakin namula, ung kay jay nangitim ung clot, maitim tlga dugo nun! haha! :D

mejo nde na namumula eto, pero nagstay ung clot til now. hehe!