Kumusta naman ang mga trip ng mga dear munings ko!

It’s getting hot in here…- Nice on top of AVR

Katkat’s Crib AND/OR Microwaveable for pasta

Katkat on her everyday siesta!

Lima na lang, aandar na! – Katkat, Naughty, Mingming & Nice

who says they need trucks in vietnam??

ang sabi nga nila eh mabuti sa sperm cells ang malamig, kaya kuya idikit mo pa! bwahaha!


manong kelangan mo ba ng ganyang kalaking rear-view mirror?


mas maigi pa sana kung yan na gawin mong gulong sa bike mo!


waaaah!!!! ang mga kapatid ko?!!

laugh your ass off!

the famous piano brothers consist of 2 "members". bwahahaha! this may be nasty but when i saw this video, i just couldn't imagine how their members fit in each piano key! and did it hurt?! hahaha! ok, enough, after all, this may not be true.

MakeMeLOL got me hooked!

there's no doubt that most of the pinoy guys would do the same thing - toss down their beer and ditch the gal.

TV host cannot stop laughing

I was browsing thorugh MakeMeLOL when I came across this video. I felt pity for the guy but I cannot help laughing my heart out as well 'cause the host's laughter seems to be so contagious. See for yourself! Click on this link if the video below does not work. :)

 

This Belgian TV Host can't stop laughing at a guy on his show who was left with an unusually high voice after an operation went wrong...

Ako si Singit Woman, nde nagbebreakfast si Singit Woman!

sa palagay ko naman eh familiar kayo sa commercial ng Koko Crunch, dba?! oh well, may versions din kse kame ng commercial ni eagle man dito sa opis. andito si arjie na si kamoteman, for the simplest reason na mahilig sha maglabas ng masamang hangin. :D

and just this afternoon ay nabully na naman ako at nabinyagan ng new alias. ako daw si "Singit Woman". huhu, etong mga mokongs na to! their harrying went like this:

jay: ay may pimple ka sa ilong!

bebe: nde nga ata pimple to eh. nakarma ata ako sa pang-aasar kay fitz sa nunal nya sa ilong.

jay: baka kulani yan?!

bebe: hello nde kaya!

arjie: oo, un tumutubo sa singit!

rhoi: oo ung dito (pointing to his singit beside his *bleep*bleep*) saka sa kili-kili.

jay: andame mo kseng singit eh (referring sa mga singit ko in between ng mga bilbil ko). ah ikaw na lang si Singit Woman!

arjie: (practicing my would-be dialogue) Ako si Singit Woman, nde nagbebreakfast si Singit Woman!

arjie: (continues with his hilarious imagination) ang power mo eh isingit ung kaaway mo sa mga singit mo. tapos mala-warp zone pala dun, nde lang isang tao ang kasha. "(demo and convo: arjie's inside the singit warp zone) oh Rhoi pati rin pala ikaw nakuha nya?"

 

hai nakow, nothing sensible is said from here on.

the virtual barbershop

listen to this guys! very fantastic! actually, nakiliti pa ako sa sounds.... hahaha! click the link of the intro below.

This is just about the single most amazing thing I have ever heard!
You will need to listen to this on your headphones,
now I know what your thinking, “it’s a screamer!”, trust me, it isn’t.
Give it a listen.

proof that i can make it to hollywood! (bigating fallback career)

got this from jason.
see me morph into hollywood celebrities! errr, i should've just said asian celebrities that made it to hollywood. hehe. si brenda song lang ang kilala ko dito eh! guys try it, nakakatuwa at nawili ako! coolness!!

i know the President's secret!

yes, i got this from a reliable source, she happens to know someone who works in the prestigious hospital at alabang. we were talking about Her Excellency's executive check-up tom. as in karir ang prepare ng hospital, iko-close ang outpatient lobby, repaint ng walls, change of linoleum, fresh flower in the restroom and red carpet pa, san ka pa?!!!

okay, going back sa secret! SHE has silicon boobs ( + ) ( + ) ... kumusta naman yun?! of course alam yun because of mamogram. for that procedure, kelangan ng patient magsign ng waiver. possible daw na pumutok un! OUCH!

ps. ako nde silicon to. mala-silicon valley lang talaga. bwahaha!

life's too short for the wrong job!

this was sent to me by fitz, a colleague in amkor. he's aware of my plans and when i saw the subject which is the title of this post, mejo nacurious ako at nagworry na baka isa na naman eto sa mga makakagulo ng utak ko. hehehe. pero instead na magworry, eh natawa naman ako. kalokohan pala. mas maswerte pa rin pala ako sa kanila. hahaha!

Laugh a lot, and when you're older, all your wrinkles will be in the right places

kumusta naman to?! hayup ang viagra ng lolo mo! balanced na balanced pa! hahaha!

laughing gas craze

fitz has been winning our digits games for 3 consecutive days already and we were joking na sa digits sha makakaipon ng pangtanggal nya ng malaki nyang nunal sa ilong. so the usual kalokohan goes like this:

bebe: magkano ba pa-opera jan? 6K?
fitz: oo 6K eh. minsan talaga sumasakit sha at kita kse sha pag nagbabasa ako so nakakairita.
arjie: ah ganun ba? eh di mabagal ka magbasa at putol putlo ka magbasa?
fitz: nde naman, bakit mo nasabi?
arjie: eh kse puro tuldok nakikita mo. parang ganito --- once. upon. a. time. there. was. a princess. ....

xoxo

arjie's so into bikes right now kaya eto lagi ang cause ng away nya with his wife. we were talking about lotto kanina at biglang napunta na naman kay arjie ang usapan.

jay: so panu pag nanalo ka kaya sa lotto no? ano unang gagawin mo?
arjie: bibili ako ng maraming bike.

xoxo

nakajacket si rhoi and jay kanina sa office so nang-aasar ako:

bebe: bagay sau jacket mo jay!
jay: ah talaga...
bebe: oo kulang na lang gold necklace, mukha ka nang balikbayan from dubai.

bebe: bagay sau jacket mo rhoi, serious ako ha. mukha kang mataba jan at nde payatot.
jay: oh ikaw xianne, tanggalin mo na kse ung jacket mo. (i was just wearing a polo shirt for chrissake!)

xoxo

you may find these corny pero we were laughing our asses off kanina. as in parang nakalanghap kame ng laughing gas. ngayon lang ulet ako nakatawa ng ganun. ung tipong tapos na ung conversation pero pag nagkatinginan kame tatawa ulet kame. kakaiba talaga ang mokongs na to!

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

as usual, i got this clip from my wholesome kOyas, NOT! here's super lolo! (not the firecracker ha! hehe!) let's calculate the center of gravity on this man, shall we?! :D

what if may ganito din sa pinas?! harhar!

blooOoOooppers!

exec: so that's it, i don't have any other questions... do you "tl daw"?
TL daw: no other questions on my end too...
exec: ok so do you have any questions on ****?
engot: i have been told that most of your projects are implementation, right? (nonsense!)
exec: yes...
engot: and you do have a number of developers out there, right? (nonsense to the highest level)
exec: yes...
engot: oh i see, i would really love to be part of the team... (question ba to? pakiconnect!)
exec: what? can you repeat the last sentence?
engot: i said, i would really love to be part of the team! hahahaha!

everybody's laughing now.... harhar! engot's bola<=>joke worked! hahaha!

i'm chun lee... hehe!

as usual may bago na naman silang alias for me. habang petix sa office napagusapan namin ang old school na computer games.

fitz: naalala nyo si honda??
bebe: gusto ko si blanca... ay nde pala, ako si chun lee...
arjie: oo tama ikaw si chun lee - chun lee - chun lee - chun li - chon - LECHON!

hai as always, nabully na naman ako...hehehe!

when i arrived home, may pahabol pa si jay!!! hmpf!

p.s. ang hirap magpost ng nakakatawa kapag malungkot ako.

cam - - - whoraAAAaaaa??!

mama doesn't know how to pose daw in front of the camera...o sha na nga, sa hilarious projections expert sha!

direk, take 1!

take 2....

hala, nab-bala na... ( in tagalog: naloka na! harhar!)

food quality or grammar and spelling?

i was about to create an entry on my fave foodies and i thought that it'll be more interesting if i include some pictures. and so i googled "good earth alabang" (love their dimsum "lily on the pond") and came across this post on Yahoo! Answers.
i don’t know if i should be more concerned on the food served at The Good Earth (because i often eat there) or on her grammar, spelling and punctuation. hmmm… inday, is that you??

nonetheless, thanks to her, i'll be more cautious next time i go there.

is inday for real?

i was blog hopping and saw that mandy had posted an entry about inday's blog. i checked it out and guess what, from the subtitle pa lang, hilarious talaga!Ü

is inday for real? seeing the comments on her entries, dang it, she really has a lot of fans. Ü