tinatamad ka ba at ayaw mo magwork today?

during my acn days, i've filed a number of SLs and i tell you, most of the time i was just lazy and having a hard time getting my butt out of my very comfy bed. kung tutuusin eh lahat na ng pwedeng alibi eh nasabi ko na such as may lagnat, may LBM, masakit ang ulo, nastranded sa traffic, baha (kahit nde naman tlga), etc. good thing, nde naman ako nahuhuli kapag nagkataon na nasa greenbelt or somewhere else in makati lang ako. hahaha! siguro of all the alibis, ang pinaka-nde nakakaloka pero effective ay un kunwari eh natapilok ko. well, nagamit ko un several times pero twice dun eh totoo tlga then the rest drama na with matching benda on my ankle the day after when i come to work. hahaha! oh well, ganun naman tlga, we can make up some dumb excuses just to take the day off lalo na if walang deadlines. ayun eh kung regular ka na and paid na ang SLs --- which is not applicable for me right now, pero no one can stop me from filing SLs. bakit ba eh ako naman mawawalan ng sweldo. hehehe. sa 2 months ko here at amkor, naka 4-5 SLs na ata ako at mind you talagang nanghinayang ako sa deductions pero i think mauulet pa rin. hayaan mo na. hehe.

kaya ko nga pla napost tong topic na to kse i've read an article this morning at AOL regarding the lamest and funniest excuses for calling in sick. see for yourself and have a good laugh, have a good monday mawnin! :)

1. Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law.
2. A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept charging the employee every time she tried to go to her car from her house.
3. Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his expecting wife. - i think this is acceptable here in the philippines..hehehe!
4. Employee called from his cell phone, saying that he was accidentally locked in a restroom stall and that no one was around to let him out.
5. Employee broke his leg snowboarding off his roof while drunk.
6. Employee's wife said he couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores to do around the house.
7. One of the walls in the employee's home fell off the night before.
8. Employee's mother was in jail.
9. A skunk got into the employee's house and sprayed all of his uniforms. - hahaha!
10. Employee had a bad case of hiccups.
11. Employee blew his nose so hard, his back went out.
12. Employee's horses got loose and were running down the highway.
13. Employee was hit by a bus while walking. - possible but sad..
14. Employee's dog swallowed her bus pass. - harhar!
15. Employee was sad. - ??? it's better to use psychological terms na lang kesa sa plain "sad" lang. parang so anu naman kung sad ka? hehehe...