clean desk policy = CRAP!
when i first came here in amkor i was told that people here observe clean desk policy and i was like "ah really?". apparently, it's true and i thought "napakamasunurin naman ng mga taong to". in acn, yes we were advised about this policy thing because of the BS7799 audit, but we weren't this disciplined. we have to be reminded religiously before we even comply.
so here's the thing, i didn't give a hoot on this ek ek policy and this morning, i got this on my mail:Subject: Q1 TPM Rates
Staff: CMEDI
Date: April 14, 2007
Rate: 96/100
Findings: empty gatorade bottle on top of the desk
what does this fucking memo have to do with me? ah yes, the gatorade was mine but what's 96? what's the impact of this 4point-demerit on me? dang it! so what if pasaway ako?! hmmmp... bwiset, kaya pala napakalinis ng desks nila, linchak na audit yan! pucha, ano to, bawas na naman sa sweldo?
Updated: ok, so i've just learned na nde naman pala bawas sa sweldo, may impact lang sa appraisal which i don't think na maaabutan ko pa here...hehe!
4 comments:
f*ck madz, that's so weird.. i guess i know what to give you on your bday or xmas, zonrox coz they might be equipped with those blue light thingy. and make sure you don't let a drop of your coffee spill. findings might be a drop of caramel macchiato!
hahaha..that's so true! one of the employees here has a finding saying "stained drawer/coins on top of the table"...hello??!! as if coins have confidential information about the company...duh!
kainis tlga, looks like i can't use post-its here...kaloka madz!
baka may 5'S training yung mga auditors ninyo dyan. may lahing japanese? hahahaha
how long did that empty gatorade bottle stay in you desk ba? baka naman kase isang linggo na hindi mo pa tinatapon! bwahahaha
hahaha! mga around 3 days? hehehe! kse naman, ang lam ko lang is confidential things lang dapat ang mga tinatago noh...
grabe naman talaga, eh parang d2 kahit may mga city service noh, eh nde tlga nila pupunasan cube mo. weird tlga! naiipon na mga alikabok d2 sa computer ko...hehe..
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